#Cpr episode the office script full

Michael: What about Angela? SheвЂ™s hard and severe.

Michael: Yeah, IвЂ™m sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.

Ever heard of it?ДЄndy: I sang in the a cappella group, Here Comes Treble. Jim: I donвЂ™t think any of them actually know my real name.ДЄndy: I went to Cornell. Jim: I canвЂ™t say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but, I can assure you that itвЂ™s certainly not more flammable.ДЄndy: Steer clear, Big Tuna. Oscar (flabbergasted): That sounds like a great, wonderful idea. Michael: Maybe we could go out for a beer, sometime, and you can tell me how you do that to another dude. You call your friends вЂњretardsвЂќ when theyвЂ™re acting retarded. Michael: You donвЂ™t call retarded people вЂњretards.вЂќ ItвЂ™s bad taste. Toby: Okay, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual. Jim: You have no idea how long IвЂ™ve wanted to do that. I got JimвЂ™s old job, which means at my 10-year high school reunion, it will not say вЂњRyan Howard is a temp.вЂќ It will say вЂњRyan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm.вЂќ ThatвЂ™ll show вЂ™em.

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#Cpr episode the office script full

Here is the full transcript of вЂGay Witch HuntвЂ™ courtesy of TwizTV.NBC videos: 2-Minute Replay | Deleted Scenes.Also, we find out what happened with Jim and Pam. Summary: When Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee, he stumbles through a sensitivity mine-field. Writer: Greg Daniels, Director: Ken Kwapis